MY BILL OF SALE, 1835.

Here stands the introduction of all introductions. Here stands the worry of all your due dates. Here stands word play at its best. Here stands your English language translated into music that whispers to the ear. Here stands the vows in which you take the hand of your wife. The word of a beast never sounds so sweet. Zachary Jerome Taylor, an 18 year old boy beaten to meet your every want and need of the household. This is no mediocre buy. This is a purchase only for the finest of the finest plantations. We have broken the beast so that his self-worth is on the rise to a little to nothing. Do not be afraid of the educated slave he is merely what you allow him to be. He is only thankful for the grace, you give him. Our brother Willie Lynch, said to use tactics similar as those of breaking a horse. Well this stallion is the reining champ of international derbies. He is sold for nothing less than $500, minimum. Let the bidding began.